belly fat is a sneaky little bastard

so over the holidays i lost a few pounds (yes, i'm bragging just a tiny bit). but that was because i subsisted (is that the right word?) on chex mix, red wine and stress. and i stayed far away from heidi's christmas crack. once you start with that crack, its a monkey on your back (omg, i'm a rapper now).

BUT (to the whole paragraph above), i went to a yoga class today in a horizontal-striped tank top and i looked like a welterweight heifer next to the skinny little yogi bitches in there. i learned something though - never wear horizontal stripes. apparently 6 straight days of mexican food and peanut butter filled pretzels are a sure fire way to gain 17 pounds.

this is a broom:

its a handy, new-fangled device which when pushed firmly (and with purpose!) across the floor has the capability of gathering all sorts of crap - leaves, pecan shells, dirt, grass, crumbs, cat hair, moron hair, girl hair -- its a miracle!!! and its quite possible that not everyone has heard of this ingenious new development in detritus gathering.

i'm still a loser in case anyone was wondering.

happy friday,

tricia