Monday, February 13, 2012

compliments that aren't and oscar spoilers

compliment or not?

1) oh my gosh - you look so pretty today!
2) have you lost weight?
3) you look just like that movie star - you know the crazy partier with the alcohol problem?
4) have you had zoom whitening?

i 've seen a lot of this year's oscar-nominated movies so i've decided to provide you guys with a one-phrase description to save everyone the trouble of paying the $12 admission fee while also helping you avoid the 5 pound weight gain as a result of scarfing a tub of buttered popcorn and a 3 pound box of dots. don't read any further if you don't want to know the ending of some of this years oscars.

1) the descendants - woman dies; family gets closer.
2) moneyball - baseball team sucks then doesn't.
3) the tree of life - what?
4) the help - oppressed black women stand up for themselves; one makes a pie with poop.
5) midnight in paris - engaged couple visits paris then breaks up.
6) the artist - silent movie becomes unsilent.
7) beginners - man dies; son finds a girlfriend.
8) the girl with the dragon tattoo - unsociable girl gets revenge and solves a murder.
9) bridesmaids - hysterical bridal party eats bad food; poops in sink and live happily ever after .

ok; that's all i've got on the hollywood scene.

i think i'm ocd -- i can't go to bed until i've straightened all the chairs, remote controls, candles, coasters, pillows AND swept the floor, wiped down all the counters and scrubbed some random section of any wall in the house. this usually happens around midnight. clean freak or ocd?

gotta go.

tricia

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