snort

i snored myself awake last night. guess that means i'm obviously sleeping more than i thought i was. all i could think was that i hoped i didn't wake anyone up. you know the noise you make -- uuuaaarrchsnoorchhh!! if you heard that somewhere north of i635, that was me (was that in plano?).

man, i love having room mates. i haven't had a room mate that i wasn't sleeping with since i was 16. and here's a list of what i specifically find endearing (i want to spread the love since its almost valentine's day and all):

1) i love how you slam the door when you leave each morning to make sure the rest of us are up - thanks for looking after our 'get up and get going' new year's resolutions.
2) i love how you don't cover your food in the microwave, so when it explodes, i get to taste a little bit of whatever it was in my cup of tea the next day.
3) i love how you leave dirty dishes in the sink, on the coffee table, on the floor, in the bathroom, on the stove - it lets me know how much you find valuable my ability to clean the dishes properly.
4) i love how you leave every light, the tv and the oven on frequently all night long. there's no better way to heat the house than leaving some sort of kitchen heating element on for hours on end.
5) i love how you leave your wet clothes in the washer for 3 days in a row, preventing anyone else from doing their laundry - that tells me that you think i smell nice in my thrice-worn jeans/sweatpants/leggings.

alright, gotta run. i'm actually in the mood to work out and i need to strike before couch potato tricia comes back.

xo

t.