when i was in doha last week, i picked up a couple of tawdry magazines to read by the pool at the marriott. in touch weekly had a picture of a swimsuit-clad miley cyrus on the cover, which mentioned 'beach body showdowns', so i was forced to buy it so i could feel bad about my 48-year-old flab. when i get to the showdown section of the mag, i notice that all the celebrities are wearing what looks like a ruffly, zumba skirt cover-up-thingie over their bikini bottoms. nope - turns out someone used a black marker to black out each starlet's lady-part region. can't make this stuff up; wtf:
though the reading material was trashy, the view of doha from my chaise was not:
i departed the sweaty city of doha a couple of days ago on a british airways flight to london. after the cabin doors were closed, our cockney little air hostess announced they would be quickly moving through the aircraft to spray insecticide and we should probably shut our eyes and not panic. end of announcement; thank you for flying ba.
back in big d. its hot and buggy here already -- maybe the ba flight attendant can move quickly through my backyard and make it all better.
last night heidi, richard and i had a jumping contest - video coming soon. spoiler alert - old people can't jump.
tricia (missing jeff)
p.s.: i have a mathematical equation for you: if 'trudy' consumes 3 bowls of salted mixed nuts per day for 13 days, how many kilograms does that equal? answer: who cares; you're still fat.
Hot dog! I gotta get me one of those black marker skirts!
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