i don't have a clever title . . .

in many ways. i think i'll just start putting "esq." after my name and see if anyone notices.

things that don't go together:

1. peanut butter filled pretzels and an alaskan ipa (personal experience from after school snack today)
2. assless chaps and roseanne barr
3. fresh smelling anything and lindy (the farting dog)
4. prunes and wine

today i received a card in the mail that said: 'we miss you!' it was personally addressed to me - how sweet; i really miss dsw shoe warehouse too.

last week i had dinner at the 'meddlesome moth' with a few of my fellow chhs graduates (something goooood is happening in cedar hill!!!!!). don't we look fabulous:

and if you haven't been, get thyself to the moth pronto.

i must confess - i downloaded a sample of fifty shades of grey the other day hoping to ignite some self love. was that written by an 8th grader? i think i got about 3 pages into it and bailed. really tantalazing if you're a college girl. us old ladies need quicker stimulus.

i've decided to go all hollywood and do a 'juice cleanse'; i'm  not entirely sure what that means, but it sounds tidy and i'm a bit of a neat freak.

gotta go shower; daisy rubbed her entire being on my hand (that sounded nasty) and now i stink.

xoxo,

tricia the temp, esq.