what in the hell happened to bruce jenner's lips? he's either wearing lip liner from the 80's, or he and lisa rinna have become pucker pals. yep; its sunday night and i'm home watching 'the kardashians'.
speaking of the '80's, did rompers make a comeback? i've seen half a dozen women in rompers in the last 24 hours and most of them (the women) were over the age of 8. this was not a good look in gym class in 1974 and it still looks ridiculous. however, the one chick i saw yesterday in the skin-tight black number with visible taint had quite the fan base.
yesterday morning while walking the dogs at the middle school in my neighborhood, i was flashed. i feel pretty special; i am the chosen one. this guy was quite the go-getter in that it was just past 8am on a saturday. i'm impressed that anyone can haul themselves out of bed at the crack (ha!) of dawn on a weekend and make a firm (ha again!) plan to get naked and flash people from the schoolyard. as i was innocently yanking (3rd ha!) on the dog's leashes, i hear a "hey!" -- i quickly turned around (figuring someone was going to chastise me for an unforgivable deed by the idiots), and caught sight of this guy thrusting his man parts in my direction in a jerky, little dance move. i. was. speechless. post penis-invasion, i thought of all the clever things i could have said, but didn't. highlight of my weekend.
tricia, esq.
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